Leave Joanna Lumley a-fucking-lone. You don’t tweak the nipples of a national treasure. You do not imply she is anything other than perfect. You might as well suggest dotting the Diana Memorial Fountain with yellow piss cakes and turning it into the People’s Urinal. If Jo-Lum wants to march the contents of the entire Ukrainian paedo register into an area of outstanding national beauty the response is: “Certainly, Ma’am, and could we get a photo with you?
Malcolm Tucker (via malcolmtucker)
