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eyeonspringfield: I get me brain medicines from the National...

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 08:34:34 -0500

eyeonspringfield:

I get me brain medicines from the National ‘ealth!

paulypaul: www.yumblog.co.uk

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:35:52 -0500

paulypaul:

www.yumblog.co.uk

feastingonroadkill: Diana Dors. Armed and dangerous

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:45:51 -0500

feastingonroadkill:

Diana Dors. Armed and dangerous

Photo

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 20:17:52 -0400

sexartandpolitics: Flyers to bare all on new X-ray | The...

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 05:18:44 -0400

sexartandpolitics:

Flyers to bare all on new X-ray | The Sun
You’re welcome, England.

"The media laws in this country increasingly place newspapers in a Kafkaesque world in which we..."

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 17:20:08 -0400

“The media laws in this country increasingly place newspapers in a Kafkaesque world in which we cannot tell the public anything about information which is being suppressed, nor the proceedings which suppress it. It is doubly menacing when those restraints include the reporting of parliament itself.”

- Guardian Editor Alan Rusbridger (via crowth)

“She’d be the next fucking test card if she had her...

Sun, 11 Oct 2009 04:27:44 -0400

“She’d be the next fucking test card if she had her way.”

Ozzy Osborne on their Sharon’s ego.

UPPER CLASS TWITS “about 7 hours ago from The Royal...

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 14:46:16 -0400

UPPER CLASS TWITS

“about 7 hours ago from The Royal Household…”

stellavista: meanwhile in the u.k.

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 13:18:50 -0400

stellavista:

meanwhile in the u.k.

Bill Bailey: Cockney Medley

Tue, 06 Oct 2009 22:34:57 -0400

Bill Bailey: Cockney Medley

"This isn’t a country, it’s an American aircraft carrier."

Tue, 06 Oct 2009 20:54:13 -0400

“This isn’t a country, it’s an American aircraft carrier.”

- Gore Vidal on Britain. (via crowth)

Stop treating us like traitors, pleads private schools chief

Tue, 06 Oct 2009 03:04:57 -0400

Stop treating us like traitors, pleads private schools chief:

Parents who send their children to private school have been so stigmatised that they have been made to feel their decision is “tantamount to treason”, a leading headteacher claimed last night.

Andrew Grant, chair of the Headmasters’ and Headmistresses’ Conference, said politicians and other critics of the fee-paying system should be grateful for the money parents are saving for the state sector.

And he added that without them “Britain would not have enough officers to lead its army.”

kapi: It’s that time again, London people. Join us this...

Mon, 05 Oct 2009 13:17:49 -0400

kapi:

It’s that time again, London people.

Join us this Saturday for some drinks @ The Volunteer on Baker Street at 7PM. Nearest tube is Baker Street.

Last time it was good to see some new faces along with the regulars. Let’s hope that we hit double digits this time! (Please do come, we are actually quite lovely in person. We also have stickers this time!)

As usual, please reblog and spread the word. Hope to see you there!!

"How pleasant to know Mr Dacre, Who edits our dear Daily Mail - Scourge of that fiend..."

Fri, 25 Sep 2009 07:13:31 -0400

“

How pleasant to know Mr Dacre,
Who edits our dear Daily Mail -
Scourge of that fiend Britishness-faker,
The Migrant with horns and a tail.

He hates Polacks working in Britain;
He hates British youngsters who can’t.
All things that his hirelings have written
Are fact-checked, except when they aren’t.

He hates all the rampant perversion
Afflicting society’s dregs;
And yet he has no great aversion
To buttocks, and cleavage, and legs.

He hates those who darken the nation
With culture that’s leftish in wing;
He despises that vile Corporation,
The Bolshevik Broadcasting thing.

Some think him an arrant piss-taker;
Some think him a pander to scum.
How pleasant to know Mr Dacre
And wait for his uppance to come!

”

- The Curmudgeon: How Pleasant to Know Mr Dacre

feastingonroadkill: One minute something from the clown princes...

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 16:23:08 -0400

feastingonroadkill:

One minute something from the clown princes of postpunk - a continuing guide to modern Britain and its foibles in song.

Half Man Half Biscuit - ‘Petty Sessions’

“I stick me big nose in
When I go out
Sealed-off car park
What’s it all about?
I like an altercation with a member of staff
“That was a ten pound note!”

I ring up Dial-A-Pizza
I ring up Dial-A-Pizza
I ring up Dial-A-Pizza
And say that’s not how I would spell “Hawaiian”

Extra bonus points for use of ‘the hokey cokey’ as backing tune.

bossa: Chas & Dave split up | NME.COM Chas & Dave split...

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 09:57:57 -0400

bossa:

Chas & Dave split up | NME.COM
Chas & Dave split up

Legendary Cockney duo go their separate ways after 37 years together. Singer and pianist Chas Hodges today confirmed that he and bassist Dave Peacock are going their separate ways, though he vowed to continue playing music on his own.

Gertcha.

pdvmorris: They’re back…a £176 million quid”s worth back but odd...

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 20:40:31 -0400

pdvmorris:

They’re back…a £176 million quid”s worth back but odd little ironic bit…the number one single this week and this month isn’t a Beatles tune — nope — it is Dame Vera Lynn at 94 years of age coming in at the top spot…go Vera! Blue Birds Over The White Cliffs of Dover anyone…?

Cheers, Keith.

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 10:04:34 -0400

Cheers, Keith.

Derren Brown’s Lottery Predictions: BBC/C4 Split-Screen

Thu, 10 Sep 2009 07:16:57 -0400

Derren Brown’s Lottery Predictions: BBC/C4 Split-Screen

crowth: Nice chair straddling there, Prime Minister. Work it...

Sun, 06 Sep 2009 17:05:44 -0400

crowth:

Nice chair straddling there, Prime Minister. Work it baby.